When Bill Gates was in India , he had a chance to listen Ramayana from Atal
Behari Vajpayee. After returning to US he wrote it in his personal Diary. A
Tabloid in US got a copy of his writings. These are excerpts from his diary.
Behari Vajpayee. After returning to US he wrote it in his personal Diary. A
Tabloid in US got a copy of his writings. These are excerpts from his diary.
Ramayana by Bill Gates
LAN, LAN ago, in the SYSTEM of I/O-dhya, there ruled a PROCESSOR named
DOS-rat. Once he EXECUTED a great sacrifice PROGRAM after which his
queens gave an OUTPUT of four SUNs--RAM, LSIman,BUG-rat and SED-
rughana. RAM the eldest was a MICROCHIP with excellent MEMORY. His
DOS-rat. Once he EXECUTED a great sacrifice PROGRAM after which his
queens gave an OUTPUT of four SUNs--RAM, LSIman,BUG-rat and SED-
rughana. RAM the eldest was a MICROCHIP with excellent MEMORY. His
brothers,however, were only PERIPHERAL ICs. Once when RAM was only 16MB, he married princess
'C'ta. 12years passed and DOS-rat decided to INSTAL RAM as his successor.
However, Queen CIE/CAE (Kayegayee), who was once offered a boon by DOS-
rat for a life saving HELP COMMAND, took this opportunity at the instigation
of her BIOSed maid (a real plotter), and insisted that her son Bug-rat
However, Queen CIE/CAE (Kayegayee), who was once offered a boon by DOS-
rat for a life saving HELP COMMAND, took this opportunity at the instigation
of her BIOSed maid (a real plotter), and insisted that her son Bug-rat
be INSTALLED and that RAM be BOOTED to the forest for 14 years. At this
cruel and unexpected demand, a SURGE passed thru DOS-rat and, he
collapsed,power-less. RAM agreed to LOG INTO forest and 'C'ta insisted to
LOGIN with him. LSI-man was also resolved on LOGGING IN with his
cruel and unexpected demand, a SURGE passed thru DOS-rat and, he
collapsed,power-less. RAM agreed to LOG INTO forest and 'C'ta insisted to
LOGIN with him. LSI-man was also resolved on LOGGING IN with his
brother. The forest was the dwelling of SPARCnakha, the TRANSISTOR of
RAW-van,PROCESSOR of LAN-ka. Attracted by RAM's stature, she proposed
that he marry her. RAM, politely declined.
RAW-van,PROCESSOR of LAN-ka. Attracted by RAM's stature, she proposed
that he marry her. RAM, politely declined.
Perceiving 'C'ta to be the SOURCE CODE of her distress, she hastened to kill
her. Weeping,SPARC-nakha fled to LAN-ka, where RAW-van, moved by
TRANSISTOR's plight,approached his uncle MAR-icha. MAR-icha
REPROGRAMED himself into the form of a golden stag and drew RAM deep
into forest.
her. Weeping,SPARC-nakha fled to LAN-ka, where RAW-van, moved by
TRANSISTOR's plight,approached his uncle MAR-icha. MAR-icha
REPROGRAMED himself into the form of a golden stag and drew RAM deep
into forest.
Finally, tired of chase, RAM shot the deer, who, with his last breath, cried out
desperately for LSI-man in RAM's voice.Fooled by this VIRTUAL RAM
SOUND,'C'ta urged LSI-man to his brother's aid.
desperately for LSI-man in RAM's voice.Fooled by this VIRTUAL RAM
SOUND,'C'ta urged LSI-man to his brother's aid.
Catching the opportunity,RAW-van DELINKED 'C'ta from her LIBRAR and
changed her ROOT DIRECTORY to LAN-ka.
changed her ROOT DIRECTORY to LAN-ka.
( Note: Collected from Chandamama.Com as it is really interesting in computer language)
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